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1 Nathan Gulliver and his exploits. on Thu Oct 17 2013, 15:55

Two days in and already we've had too many stories about Nath and his exploits scattered throughout various threads.

Nath start posting your exploits on your personal thread please.

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2 Re: Nathan Gulliver and his exploits. on Thu Oct 17 2013, 16:08

Tricky Tree wrote:Two days in and already we've had too many stories about Nath and his exploits scattered throughout various threads.

Nath start posting your exploits on your personal thread please.
You have an unhealthy obsession TT lol.

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3 Re: Nathan Gulliver and his exploits. on Thu Oct 17 2013, 16:17

UlsterJim wrote:
Tricky Tree wrote:Two days in and already we've had too many stories about Nath and his exploits scattered throughout various threads.

Nath start posting your exploits on your personal thread please.
You have an unhealthy obsession TT lol.
LOL.

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4 Re: Nathan Gulliver and his exploits. on Thu Oct 17 2013, 16:19

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Stickied.

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5 Re: Nathan Gulliver and his exploits. on Thu Oct 17 2013, 16:20

I defy any of you to not read anything he would post on his own personal thread.
My money is on every one of you checking every time you see a fresh post on this thread with eager anticipation....and then the crushing feeling of disappointment when it's not actually Nathan Gulliver and his travels...DENY it people DENY it if you possibly can.

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6 Re: Nathan Gulliver and his exploits. on Thu Oct 17 2013, 16:30

Tricky Tree wrote:I defy any of you to not read anything he would post on his own personal thread.
My money is on every one of you checking every time you see a fresh post on this thread with eager anticipation....and then the crushing feeling of disappointment when it's not actually Nathan Gulliver and his travels...DENY it people DENY it if you possibly can.

Have you been drinking Tricky?

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7 Re: Nathan Gulliver and his exploits. on Thu Oct 17 2013, 16:39

No denial there Devil and shall I tell you why??
Because you CAN'T,you CAN'T deny it that's why.Very Happy 

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8 Re: Nathan Gulliver and his exploits. on Thu Oct 17 2013, 16:53

Tricky Tree wrote:No denial there Devil and shall I tell you why??
Because you CAN'T,you CAN'T deny it that's why.Very Happy 

I won't deny it Tricky,it's true.....i will read anything Nathan add's or stories about Nathan.

This is because he "has a life"..........some of us don't!

Can i suggest you don't put a 'Tricky Tree" sticky on the forum.......it'd get "hit on" less than a 95 year old prostitute.

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9 Re: Nathan Gulliver and his exploits. on Thu Oct 17 2013, 17:00

I bet Nath could tell a story or two about about 95 year old prostitutes.

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10 Re: Nathan Gulliver and his exploits. on Thu Oct 17 2013, 17:23

Tricky Tree wrote:I bet Nath could tell a story or two about about 95 year old prostitutes.
Maybe but i'd rather hear your story about them first Tricky?

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11 Re: Nathan Gulliver and his exploits. on Thu Oct 17 2013, 18:06

Bloody hell! No pressure here then folks. I promise you all that everything that I post on this thread will be the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I can't say the same for whatever anybody else posts on here about me though!! I dread to think whats about to come!

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12 Re: Nathan Gulliver and his exploits. on Thu Oct 17 2013, 18:18

Nathan Gulliver wrote: I dread to think whats about to come!
Hopefully not the 95 year old prostitute!

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13 Re: Nathan Gulliver and his exploits. on Thu Oct 17 2013, 18:48

UlsterJim wrote:
Nathan Gulliver wrote: I dread to think whats about to come!
Hopefully not the 95 year old prostitute!
Sorry to let you bunch of pervs down but I have never had the pleasure of a 95 year old,prostitute or otherwise! The oldest woman that I've ever been with is 56. That would make her about 67 by now though!

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14 Re: Nathan Gulliver and his exploits. on Thu Oct 17 2013, 18:59

And we are off......

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15 Re: Nathan Gulliver and his exploits. on Thu Oct 17 2013, 19:59

Tricky Tree wrote:And we are off......
to see the wizard.

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16 Re: Nathan Gulliver and his exploits. on Thu Oct 17 2013, 20:19

Surely all this is off topic?

































I'll get my coat...

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17 Re: Nathan Gulliver and his exploits. on Thu Oct 17 2013, 20:22

I could absolutely bet my life that you would put that TRM.

Once you've got your coat make sure you close the door on your way out!!

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18 Re: Nathan Gulliver and his exploits. on Thu Oct 17 2013, 21:40

Tricky Tree wrote:I could absolutely bet my life that you would put that TRM.

Once you've got your coat make sure you close the door on your way out!!

And dont forget your dictionary. lol! 

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19 Re: Nathan Gulliver and his exploits. on Thu Oct 17 2013, 22:12

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It is 100% off topic. However a thread of this stature is wasted in a section not everyone will view! Very Happy

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20 Re: Nathan Gulliver and his exploits. on Thu Oct 17 2013, 22:14

Jack wrote:It is 100% off topic. However a thread of this stature is wasted in a section not everyone will view! Very Happy

This is what i call quality moderating :-]]

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21 Re: Nathan Gulliver and his exploits. on Fri Oct 18 2013, 10:23

See Jack.

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22 Re: Nathan Gulliver and his exploits. on Fri Oct 18 2013, 11:47

Morning folks,just thought I would inform you that those of you looking forward to hearing about this coming weekend,s escapades might be in for a bit of a disappointment. You see folks,I've been back at Laura's since Wednesday. She is giving me one last chance. Why she is doing this I shall never know. She has caught me texting other women,she has heard reports of me snogging other women,I'm broke,no job,banned from driving,have a gambling addiction,on antidepressants,the list goes on and on.
I really need to be on best behaviour otherwise my problems will be so bad that suicide could well be the only option.

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23 Re: Nathan Gulliver and his exploits. on Fri Oct 18 2013, 11:58

What have I told you about feeling sorry for yourself Nath??

Don't mess it up this time then old blue eyes.

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24 Re: Nathan Gulliver and his exploits. on Fri Oct 18 2013, 12:34

Nathan Gulliver wrote:Morning folks,just thought I would inform you that those of you looking forward to hearing about this coming weekend,s escapades might be in for a bit of a disappointment. You see folks,I've been back at Laura's since Wednesday. She is giving me one last chance. Why she is doing this I shall never know. She has caught me texting other women,she has heard reports of me snogging other women,I'm broke,no job,banned from driving,have a gambling addiction,on antidepressants,the list goes on and on.
I really need to be on best behaviour otherwise my problems will be so bad that suicide could well be the only option.

You make yourself sound like a real "catch" mate!!

All the best to you Nathan,i just hope my presently single daughter never comes through the door with you on her arm :-]]

No offence.

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25 Re: Nathan Gulliver and his exploits. on Fri Oct 18 2013, 15:18

Devil's Advocate wrote:
Nathan Gulliver wrote:Morning folks,just thought I would inform you that those of you looking forward to hearing about this coming weekend,s escapades might be in for a bit of a disappointment. You see folks,I've been back at Laura's since Wednesday. She is giving me one last chance. Why she is doing this I shall never know. She has caught me texting other women,she has heard reports of me snogging other women,I'm broke,no job,banned from driving,have a gambling addiction,on antidepressants,the list goes on and on.
I really need to be on best behaviour otherwise my problems will be so bad that suicide could well be the only option.
You make yourself sound like a real "catch" mate!!

All the best to you Nathan,i just hope my presently single daughter never comes through the door with you on her arm :-]]

No offence.
Exactly! I'm not a catch at all am I. I've got nothing to offer anyone. There must be some reason why women like me though? Everyone of my ex's WITHOUT EXCEPTION has always come back for more! I must have some good qualities?? Maybe your daughter will let you know what they are!!

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